Jeff Seeman

SCREENPLAYS

Mardi Gras
When an attractive but sexually repressed college student’s one night of drunken abandon is captured on a Girls Gone Wild-type video, she and her friends trail the video producer to New Orleans in an attempt to recover the incriminating tape.

Meet the Kids
A reversal on Meet the Parents.  In order to marry the woman he loves, a man must first win the approval of her two seemingly “perfect” teenagers—who, unknown to their mother, are actually a gang member and a Lolita-like temptress.

Young Wizards
What happens when a certain internationally famous boy wizard grows up, gets to college, and discovers he’s far more interested in beer and babes than in spells and sorcery?  Young Wizards parodies Harry Potter by infusing it with a walloping dose of Animal House.

In Your Dreams (OPTIONED)
Two people meet and fall in love through a series of shared dreams, until an impending disaster gives them both 48 hours to find out whether there are real-life counterparts to their dream mates.

NOVELS

Political Science
Millionaire brothers Reginald and Bret Worthington concoct a foolproof money-making scheme: find the worst presidential candidate in the world, make lots of outrageous promises in exchange for campaign contributions, and pocket the money when the candidate takes a dive in the primaries.  To execute their plan, they draft unscrupulous redneck politician Thurmond Stonewall.  As seen through the eyes of Joel “Scoop” Heidelman, the campaign’s sardonic press secretary, Political Science is a rollercoaster ride through the underbelly of the American political system.   

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ANTHOLOGIES

Lunacy: The Best of the Cornell Lunatic, Edited by Joey Green
Voted the funniest college humor magazine in America by its own staff, the Cornell Lunatic celebrates its 30th anniversary with this collection of comedy that will have readers convulsing with laughter. From articles such as "The World's Worst Opening Pick-up Lines" and "Procrastination Made Easy" to "Sex, Drugs, and Bowling," "Choose Your Own Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Adventure," and "The Clone Order Form," this is clearly the finest use of paper and ink in the known universe.

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AWARDS

• 1^st place winner: Hollywood Nexus Screenwriting Contest

• 1^st place winner: The Writers Place Screenplay Competition

• 2^nd place winner: Expose It! Comedy Screenwriting Contest

• 4^th place winner: FilmMakers International Screenwriting Competition

• Semi-finalist: Scriptapalooza Screenwriting Competition

• Semi-finalist: American Screenwriting Competition

• Semi-finalist: American Accolades Screenwriting Competition

• Semi-finalist: PAGE International Screenwriting Awards Competition

• Semi-finalist: Screenplay Festival Competition

• Semi-finalist: WriteMovies.com International Writing Competition

BIO
Before he started writing screenplays, Jeff Seeman was a novelist.  Before that, he performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Boston.  Before that, he was editor of the Cornell Lunatic, Cornell University’s answer to the Harvard Lampoon, and before that he wrote short stories.  Before that he was an artist, working mostly in finger paints.  Before that he was an embryo.

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